THE JUDGEMENT DAY

We are on a sail

winds ripping us apart

craving for life,I move ahead

ahead I foray into further perils

head steady but mind wobbling

breast no left with bones

for it is soaked with fear and anguish

desperation for life like never before

perspiration smothering with every stroke

watching other boats use my enticing waters

I said "it's mine "

relinquishing my possesion is never my attitude

for I owe a lot of gratitude

I knew I have reached my end

The quest for an orange (a dosage must for engineering aspirants)

It was midnight and there was mild drizzling.Sky was covered with clouds as if concealing its untold mysteries.Leaves were covered with dew drops of early morning.Such was the ambience while I was walking down the Down Town street in Chennai.Out of the blue, I found a 500 Re note on the road.Irresistibly , I went to pick it up while I heard an unusual moaning.When I went closer and examined,it was Mario, the entertainer in video games.It was so tiny that a leaf was sheltering it.The amazing thing was it could speak in perfect English and as well understand mine.

It was a real tragedy how the downfall of this powerful guy,the guy who could even take over dragons happened.To make Mario the same old powerful guy ,there was a mission which I believed only I could accomplish.The mission consisted of three stages.At the end of it all,I was supposed to receive an orange with a seed of an apple inside it,pulled out from a dragon's mouth.So this is how began the clash between the titans with Mario safe in my pocket.
The first stage began.I had to face the ghost, Chandramukhi.I was pretty clear that I had to either scare her away or please her because you know,its not manly to fight against a women.A crooked idea struck me of impressing her with my EG (Engineering Graphics) skills.So I drew her front and top views(Orthographic Projection).My intention was to make her look as pretty as possible thereby impressing her to let me onto the next stage.But, to my surprise my drawing skills scared the devil out of her and she ran for her life.

The next stage was a duel between me and a creature.The duel was based on engineering concepts.The creature first shot a P N diode shaped arrow at me.I reverse biased it and the diode was spoilt.Then a complex circuit was sent at me.Unable to analyse it , for I couldn't find a node or a mesh, I resorted to using superposition theorem.But once again couldn't decide on which sources to be removed.So,I just bent my head and my sharp brain cut across all complex networks.Then, by applying Laplace Transformation , I thought of transforming the creature into a frog and throwing it into the river near by.But before I could do that,the creature had differentiated itself and thereby letting only its torso to be transformed.It was then time for integrating the remaining parts with limit tending to infinity but because of a discontinuity in its physical form even integration failed to destroy it.Finally, I sent a sine wave superimposed with a triangular and square wave from a Creature Resonating Operator ( CRO ) and the creature assumed a weight which its own hind limbs couldn't withstand and so it was buried under the ground.

In the last stage, I had to face the dragon, a dragon that consumes fossil and exhales fire and looked at least a thousand centuries old ( no wonder the inflation rate of fuels has gone up to 8.5 %).I t was just a matter of common sense to overcome this dragon.I forcibly made the dragon to listen to the engineering concepts, I read out from a book.All of a sudden , I head a thumping sound.The dragon had fallen on the floor and dozed off.It was only the syllabus book I was reading from!!

After all this bloodshed, I pulled out the orange from the dragon's mouth and out of greediness I refused to give it to Mario.

A week later ,Mario committed suicide by hanging from the torsional pendulum.Everyone looked at it open mouthed except for me, since I had the entire orange pulp in my mouth.